Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Double Sided Mirror - Poem

I turned my hat around on Friday, and spent a portion of the day at the Antique store that I deal out of.  I had a lady bring up what appeared at first glance to be hand mirror with a floral silver plate handle, and I assumed back side also, as the mirror side was facing me.

It was definitely a ladies mirror, and actually mirrored on both sides, with only the handle and frame decorated.  Both mirrors produced the same image, and we kidded about would someone look better on one side than the other.  

As soon as I said that I knew that there was a poem in their for me.  
So for your Sunday Afternoon or Evening reading pleasure here is the poem the mirror inspired me to write:

A double sided hand mirror
Begs for the question to be asked?
If you look good on one side
Will you look the same or better on the reverse?

The evil queen had a special mirror
That would show on its one side, the most
Beautiful woman in all of the land,
Even if it was not held in that persons hand

My dad had a shaving mirror
Of which one side made everything fat
But I know of no woman
Who would look into a mirror like that

Could it be that this mirror only reflects moods
With a happy side and a sad side for which to look
On one side, there is always a smile looking at you
On the other, you’re smile is always upside down

But I think it more likely
That both sides are the same
Happy if you are, sad when you’re not
True to your image, whether you like it or not

By: D. D.

©August 2, 2014
Suzy Q. Stories Publishing
P.O. Box 143, North Chili, NY  14514
All right Reserved


Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Happy Hump Day


A very Happy Hump DayTo One and All ;


Be you young and new
Just learning of
life's joys , and surprises,
Or be you, like me;
Vintage and wise,
And still enjoying
life's Joys and Pleasures.
Hump day is a day;
To be enjoyed by all

C. April 30, 2014
D. D
Suzy Q. Stories Publishing.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Filling holes can be Fun

Am I crazy or just finding new way to make it through getting a house ready to sell all by myself? After four solid days of stripping wall paper, I spent this morning plastering holes in the wall, and fixing my fuck ups while taking down the wall paper.

Actually there was a fifth day stripping wall paper, but that didn’t count, because it was the new type of paper and it peeled off of the wall, like my cloths do when a girlfriend says let’s get naked and naughty.  The next room was like way back in school, easy to get the top layer off, but a lot more work to get the under layer off.  But non- the less it did, and I got my reward, in the end.

The day I did the bathroom, it reminded me of the first time I had sex in a photo booth. Tight and cramped, but damn if we both didn’t cum all over each other finger which we both had clamped like a vise, as our thumbs did their magic on each other’s clit. But unlike the photo booth which was quick and intense, the bathroom was long and slow.

The back bedroom was dressed in only a single layer, but it clung like spandex to a hippo.  I finally had to give up chipping it off, and rent a hot flash machine (steamer), and get her all hot and wet, before the spandex relaxed and slid off revealing her naked skin underneath and another climatic ending.

Today, was supposed to be easy, just making repairs to the drywall. But bingo, right off of the bat, I let a glob of plaster slip off of the putty knife, and you know where it ended up, yup, right between my boobs. I climbed down off the latter, and used my fingers to scoop out the plaster, and then decided to hell with it, I took off my tank top and went topless. (Thankfully the owner had thick curtains, which are still up.)  I also remembered that I had a new pair of jeans on, and I really didn’t want to get plaster on them either, so off they came, and I started to plaster in just my panties.

I had just gotten off of the ladder, when the radio station I had on, played “Play that Funky Music White Boy” which got me dancing while I plastered. Here I was all alone in the house, wearing just my panties and dancing as I filled holes in the walls. Believe me when I say that after a couple of songs, I was longing for a helper, and I kept catching myself looking at the extender handle for the roller with some very naughty thoughts.

They went to commercial, just as I went into the front bedroom, and there in the closet were two white petticoats from the 60’s, that for some reason, I had not taken out with the rest of the cloths. I was in such a funky mood by now that I slipped off my panties, and after a little attention to things, I slipped on one of the petticoats, one that went to almost my knees and was about 6 layers thick at the bottom the chiffon, satin and lace, that felt wonderful on me.  It also moved so nicely as I moved, that I continued to dance to the music on the radio and plaster naked except for the petticoat.
 
Oh yes and Donna Summer’s Last Dance is going to cause me sanding time where there was no plaster needed,  She just made me move and sway in such a sassy way that there are a couple of interesting impressions that I am going to have to sand off of the walls in the living room.

I even took a selfie for you all to enjoy :}


Love D.D.
©April 16, 2014
D. D.


Friday, January 17, 2014

More Girl Talk

Katie, did you see's DD's post on Google to Jen.

Yeah,  I think she is starting to get the hots for her.

She is pretty cute!

Your, not go'in to S. Florida without me GF.

Wouldn't think of it.

You know what,  I bet, hell actually  I know that we are getting DD all wet, every time she is working on proofing the next book Growing Love.

Oh I know,  she has to stop typing and have a little fun.  Don't know how that girl keeps her keyboard working.........

I know what you mean.  It is so much easier for us, we just have to get her to think of us making love... and bingo, were between each others legs, with smiles on our faces, and tongues in sweet places.

Poor DD, yeah but don't let her change, and ruin our sex life.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Happy New Year Wishes

Happy New Year & Peace on Earth to everyone
Be they friend or be they foe.

May your night be filled with fun and drink
Especially if your wearing Pink.

I'd tell you all to have a ball
But that is not what Suzy and Katie are looking for!

We'll see you all in the new year,
Which I plan to make fun and exciting.

And may our congress critters actually
make a resolution to together and keep it.

D.D.